Thursday 8-10pm
StudioHBZ
  • Home
    • Privacy
  • KLGC Xmas Party
  • CrowZone Radio
  • HB log Z
  • Shouts
  • Listen Again

Singalong ~ Chippy Tea

2/11/2013

0 Comments

 
The Lancashire Hotpots
What a treat I've got lined up for you this week!
Sing the words you're too scared to say!!!

Lyrics to Chippy Tea
 :
Well it's the end of the working week
and I'm rushing back home quick
I'm starving
I'm fair klempt tha knows
I could eat a butter brick
I need stodgy food without the fuss
Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous

I said I'm sorry love but I want's a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea
I want's a chippy tea
But you keep givin posh nosh 
it don't agree with me
I don't want lobster thermadore
Or your rasberry coulie
I'm a working man from Lancashire
and I wants a chippy tea

Plenty salt and vinegar on that love
Leave it open will ya darling

It's dark when I sets off to work
It's dark when I come home
And all I want is simple food
Not Din Sum from Ken Hom
Her inspiration's ready steady cook
Am I eating it?
Am I f...
it's friday night
and i want a chippy tea

Chippy tea, chippy tea
I want's a chippy tea
But you keep givin posh nosh 
it don't agree with me
I don't want lobster thermadore
With your rasberry coolie
It's Friday night
I'm within my rights
I wants a chippy tea

"And in the red kitchen
William is preparing griddled squid
With coconut pesto
Chilli jam and an ice cointreau custard"

"And in the Lancashire kitchen
Bernards brought back from the chippy
Chips, peas, pudding, gravy wrapped
a carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of vimto
Now"

Chippy tea, chippy tea
I want's a chippy tea
But you keep givin posh nosh 
it don't agree with me
I don't want lobster thermadore
Or your rasberry coulie
I'm a working man from Lancashire
and I wants a chippy tea

Got any of your satchets of tomato sauce
Throw us a chicken in there will you love

Wigan chippys they have baby's heads
In St Helen's they serve splits
But tha's giving nouvel cuisine
And all I want is chips
I don't care if it's one of Nigela's
I think that's a funny name for a fella
I'm not eating it
I wants a chippy tea

One last time

Chippy tea, chippy tea
I want's a chippy tea
But you keep givin posh nosh 
it don't agree with me
You can keep your Jamie Olivers 
Or your Gordon Ramsey's
I'm a working man from Lancashire
and I wants a chippy tea

Right
Throw a sausage in that batter love
Pass us one of those 2p forks

[ These are Chippy Tea Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ] 

0 Comments

Virtual Howebzar

12/7/2013

0 Comments

 
Picture
So me and the Production Assistant (Mrs.HBZ) and the Minions (Mstr & Miss HBZ) went to the Pound Arts Centre last night for an evening of comedy, headlined by Josh Widdecombe from Channel 4's "The Last Leg"

It was a bit grown up for the Minions, but not too bad. The language a little fruity perhaps, but hey, it's the real world (my Mum would have had a few things to say, and would certainly have marched us out of the room at that age!).

Pound Arts Centre is a great venue, seating a max of about 100 so it was a really intimate gig. Josh was running through his set for the Edinburgh Festival, I won't send out spoilers but there's a great set based on "Love Heart" sweets (sit in the front row and you may go home with a packet!)
He was supported by Suzie Ruffle, who came on with notes and an iPhone, and was clearly building her material but very funny (I actually liked the "that will work when it's got an ending" stuff).

Hopefully Howebzar went out on air as I pre-recorded the show, but of course the studio technology may have decided otherwise and overwrite what I recorded.

Now my next challenge is to work out why we're sending out news from last Saturday (I'm sure it's not the women's semi final at Wimbledon anymore, unless we're in a time warp....it's just a step to the left!)

0 Comments

    howe Bizarre!

    Thursdays 8 - 10pm UK
    Radio Player

    Author

    Steve Howe, Internet radio presenter, squeezebox player and Scarecrow Meister lives in North Wiltshire with his family and cat (Rico, sadly Maverick passed away 27 Nov, RIP buddy)

    Follow @howebzar
    Picture

    Archives

    May 2014
    March 2014
    February 2014
    January 2014
    December 2013
    November 2013
    October 2013
    September 2013
    August 2013
    July 2013

    .:.

    Categories

    All
    Comedy
    Concerts
    Days Out
    Dental Tip Of The Week
    Gvr
    Lower Mountpoint
    Mixcloud
    Podcast
    Singalong

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
Photos used under Creative Commons from Clotee Pridgen Allochuku, jez.atkinson, ajmexico, foskarulla